Tom Cruise a Trekkie?!?!?!

Well he does have that whole "Alien Thing" going for him.

Apparently Tom Cruise, who is set to marry Katie Holmes on November 18 in Italy, has been chatting with MI:3 director JJ Abrams about a cameo in the next Star Trek film. It is reported that it might be sort of a prequel and the Trekkies think Tom would make a good instructor at the Star Fleet Academy.

Good heavens. What next?

George Clooney is a Man's Man

George Clooney has come first on the list of the Top 49 Men Of 2006 according to the online magazine AskMen.com. Check out the rest of the list at www.askmen.com.

Twonky Hilton Mistaken for Herself

Paris Hilton was totally embarrassed at the trendy LA restaurant Koi when another customer came up to her and said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton." To which Paris replied, "I am Paris Hilton".

Can you just imagine? I can't stand the stupid twonk anyway, so the embarrassment looks good on her.

One of the Best Photo Shoots Yet!

America's Next Top Model wasn't one of my favorite shows but over the past couple of years it is becoming a show that I don't want to miss. Especially this year now that Monique is gone. That girl got all over my last nerve.

They had a great shoot this past week. The girls all posed with Fabio for romance novel covers and they were great with a few exceptions.




Anchal is one of the most beautiful girls I have seen on this show.

She was the Egyptian Queen and I think that this was the best cover of them all.










The judges really liked Caridee.

Her character was the peasant girl that falls in love with the rich man.











They need to stop sticking Amanda in lesbian shots. Just because the girl thinks she might be gay is no reason that she should be type-cast.

Her character was leaving her husband for another woman.









Michelle is just too stiff in this.

Her character is the woman who's husband has been gone for 2 years and when he comes home she has a baby. Hmmmmm?










I really like Jaeda but I wonder why the judges are keeping her. She has no emotion in her face.

Her character is the girl who is bitten by the vampire and then falls in love with him.










I thought that Brooke was great but I guess the judges didn't agree.

Her character is the woman begging her man not to leave.










Eugena just has a blank stare. There is nothing there.

Her character is the one having the affair.











The judges liked this one of Melrose, who I dislike as much as I disliked Monique.

She is playing the Madam at the brothel. I don't think she looks like a Madam at all. She just looks like on of the girls working for the Madam.








It is really too bad that Brooke got sent packing at the end of the show. She missed her high school graduation only to be sent home on the night of the graduation. Poor kid.

Twonky Hilton as the Poster Child Against Drinking and Driving? HAA!!

Paris Hilton has starred in a print ad for an American teen magazine. The ad is against drinking and driving.

She is quoted as saying the following:

"All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances - it just isn't worth it."

As everyone knows, Paris was arrested last month for drinking and driving. She said she only had one margarita and she was speeding to get a burger because she was hungry.

Give me a break!!! I can't stand the silly twonk!

Brad and Angelina Had Nothing To Do With It

Madonna is saying that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had absolutley no influence on her decision to adopt. In fact, she has never even met Angelina. Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie is good friends with Brad but they have never discussed adoption.



It is also reported that Ricky Martin is "backing Madonna up". He says that she is an "exemplary mother" and an inspiration to adopt, especially to himself. Ricky wants to be a dad, he just doesn't know when yet.

Personally I think that if celebrities, or anyone else for that matter, wants to adopt kids from their own country or other countries, why shouldn't they? Anyone that can adopt should adopt. Think of the lives that the children of Madonna and Brad and Angelina would have had if they hadn't been adopted by those people.

I say stop critizing them and let them give those children the lives that they deserve.

Jessica Simpson is Scared of Dating

She fears that she may never date again after her painful divorce from Nick Lachey.

She has been linked to singer John Mayer, Zach Braff of Scrubs, and her Employee of the Month co-star Dane Cook. Jessica swears that she hasn't been "courted" by anyone since her divorce in June.

Simpson says, "My fear is that I won't ever date anybody, because they'll think I'm going to ruin their career. That they'll be on the cover of every tabloid and it will automatically take away their credibility, to be bluntly honest with you."


Is she freaking kidding?

Lindsay Lohan is a Sitter?

According to Lindsay, she is happiest when she is just "sitting". Not too much sitting going on here.

She also says that she knows what the perfect age is. She has obviously used all of her 20 years of life experience to come to this conclusion.

"It would have to be 40. You're at your most confident and you know how to take care of your body."

How in the hell would she know that?

I Don't Even Want To Know Why He Is With Her!!

What in the hell is master illusionist Criss Angel doing with master skank Twonky Hilton?

All I can say is EEEEEEEEWWWWW and I hope to hell he makes her stank ass disappear.

Another Installment of "WTF Was She Thinking?"

Why in the world would Lil' Kim want to go from looking like this;










TO THIS????











Now, I know that the first pic is definitely photoshopped or touched up or whatever you want to call it, but holy hell.......she looks like crap in that last one.

Is Angelina Preggers?!?!

Angelina Jolie has reportedly fainted on three different ocassions since arriving in India to shoot A Mighty Heart, the story of Marianne Pearl, the widow of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl who was murdered by terriorists in Pakistan.

Some say that she is so overcome by emotion during her scenes as Marianne Pearl that she is fainting.

Others say that it is simply because she isn't eating properly or getting enough rest.

I think it might be something else. I will just say this: lots of women suffer from fainting spells during the early months of pregnancy.

What do you think?

And Of Course I Just Had To Post These!!

I think that for wax figures, the likeness to Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp is just amazing but the Keira Knightley isn't that great.

And I know that I posted two of these before but that's ok cause look who it is!!

Ok Lots Of Catching Up To Do!!!

Well here I go, trying to catch up on all the missed gossip. I am going to be adding about 10 posts in the next couple of hours. So get ready for the gossip that I have only been sharing with the Hot Momma readers. Shame on me!!

Ok the first one isn't really gossip. I just think that these wax figures are really cool.































Personally I don't think that they look much like Brad and Angelina but based on the pics I have seen the Shiloh one is a pretty good likeness.
















I personally don't think this looks like Britney Spears at all.

On Survivor Last Night!

In a twist, two members were voted off. Cristina from Raro and Cao Boi from Aitu.















Aitu also got to "kidnap" one of Raro's members and keep that person until after the next reward challenge. They chose Nate.















I think they should have picked Cristina because Raro said that she was "annoying everyone" so that should have told Aitu that they was going to get rid of her. If they had "kidnapped" Cristina, that would have forced Raro to vote off one of the stronger members. But that is just my opinion.

Well I Hate To Say This But......

Paris Hilton actually looks good in these pics:











Goodness, it really pained me to say that. And I am sure her looking good is a one time thing.

I think she looks good because she isn't doing that stupid "Paris Hilton pose".

Not That Anyone Is Actually Reading But......

I have moved up in the world all......I have been asked to be a writer for Hot Momma Gossip, the site that started it all for me. It was Chrystie's version of Hot Momma that inspired me to start this site.

Well Chrystie has sold Hot Momma and the new owners are working hard to continue dishing out the best gossip. And now I am one of their Bloggers. So check out the site. The link is in the list of my favorites. I hope I can keep slinging gossip with the best of them. I will still be posting here, just not as often.

Thanks
Crystal

Joey and Jerry Saved!!!

Joey Lawrence and Jerry Springer were granted a reprieve Wednesday night on Dancing With The Stars. The show decided not to send anyone home because of Sara Evans leaving for personal reasons.

No Dallas For Jessica Simpson!!

Reportedly, Jessica Simpson has been turned down twice for the role of Lucy Ewing, niece of JR Ewing on the movie re-make of Dallas.

Have you seen her act? I am totally not surprised.


And what is up with her breasts in these pics? In the first one they are hanging low and in the second one they are practically around her ears.

Again Linday Lohan Wants To Play Wonder Woman!

For the love of God and the sake of my sanity, would someone please tell this girl that she couldn't even hope to come close to Linda Carter.

In my opinion, she can barely act; she's not a bad singer, but she is no Patti LaBelle.

She really needs to pick something that she is moderately good at and stick with it.


Special thanks to Hot Momma Gossip for the info. Check out their site. The link is in my list of favorites.

Madonna Adopts!

It is reported that Madonna and her husband have adopted a little boy named David from Malawi.

I just really hope that she isn't doing it just to boost her almost non-existant career.

I Figured Out Some Of It....

After some research, I have discovered that Tucker Chapman is the son of Duane Chapman and Lyssa Brittain.

As far as I can tell, that is Tucker in the grey shirt.

More updates of the offspring of Dog as I get them.

IS IT A COMEBACK???

Looks like one of my favorite girl groups from the 80s might be making a comeback. Wouldn't that be interesting! They were popular for such hits as "What You Don't Know", "Point of No Return", and my personal favorite, "Seasons Change".

Let's just wait and see.

And Yet Another Installment of "What The Hell Was She Thinking?"

I'm not really sure who told Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane that they looked good in this pic but I have something to say about it.

THEY LIED!!!

Not Much Gossip Around Today!!

There isn't really much to report today so I will just throw some stuff out there:




Jessica Alba won't do nude scenes in a movie but she will do
this;

And this;

And this, although I really don't think I want to know what she is digging for....EEEEWWWW!!!!





The following four pics are just for my best friend Crystalspal:
















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