I am writing for crystal right now. I just had to take this opportunity to say how much I will miss you crystal. Crystal is my best friend and she is moving 13 hours away from me. I don't know how I will get by each day without you in it. You've been there through so much with me and I don't know how I got so lucky to have you in my life. You are an incredible person and I wish you and "donjuan" the best of luck in everything. I better be invited to your wedding! I love ya babe! Missing you already...

I Must Apologize!!!

I know that I am slacking with my gossip but I have good reason. It is now Sunday night. Our dogs have to go to the vet for shots tomorrow and then they are going into the kennel until we get to our new home. On Tuesday the packers are coming in to start packing up all of our stuff. They will finish packing on Wednesday and they will load everything onto the truck on Thursday. Friday is inspection day. We have to attend a wedding on Saturday and on Sunday we will be heading out on the 12 hour drive to our new home town.

We don't actually move into the new house until 28 July so it will be around the first week of August before I can get back online. In my absence, please check out these sites for your Celebrity Gossip needs:

www.hotmommagossip.com
www.popsugar.com
www.perezhilton.com

I hope you will check back with my site every once in a while.

Thank you

Crystal

Britney Looks Great

I know that they are airbrushed but she looks great.















I love this one. They look so cute.















She looks alright as a brunette but better as a blonde.

Finally She Is Trying It On Her Own

Haylie Duff is finally getting off her sister's coattails and trying to get famous on her own. Apparently she is hitting Broadway in Hairspray.

I hope that they have a good make-up artist.

What In The Name Of Vidal Sassoon Has She Done

Something just doesn't look right here. I don't like the new doo at all.

This Is Just Amazing!!!

Here are the cast of Pirates of the Caribbean in wax at Madame Tousauds House of Wax.











Looks just like him.
























Amazing likeness!!

Top 10 Best Real Life Couples

Here is a list from www.dose.com of the 10 Best Real Life Couples in Films:

Number 10





Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett
in The Black Dahlia













Number 9





Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey
in Sahara













Number 8





Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe
in Cruel Intentions













Number 7





Renee Zellweger and Jim Carey
in Me, Myself, and Irene













Number 6





Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise
in Eyes Wide Shut













Number 5





Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman
in Gattaca













Number 4





Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
in Ali













Number 3





Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams
in Brokeback Mountain













Number 2




Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams
in The Notebook













Number 1





Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
in Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Top 10 Worst Real Life Couples

Here is a list from www.dose.com of the 10 Worst Real Life Couples In Films:

Number 10




Courtney Cox and David Arquette
in the Scream Series













Number 9




Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend
in Head In The Clouds













Number 8




Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
in Daredevil













Number 7




Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz
in Vanilla Sky













Number 6




Jude Law and Sienna Miller
in Alfie













Number 5




Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr.
in the Scooby-Doo series













Number 4




Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton
in Pushing Tin













Number 3




Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow
in Bounce













Number 2




Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan
in Proof of Life













Number 1




Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez
in Gigli

Holy Diamond Cutters Batman

I once heard that they had to sew buttons into Marilyn Monroe's bras so that it would look like she had nipples because hers were very small.

That being said, I have one thing to say:

ROSARIO HONEY, GET SMALLER BUTTONS!!!!!!

Something unnatural looking about those things.

Ok This Is Wrong On Sooooooo Many Levels

Two things that I see wrong with this picture:

1. You can see her boobs

2. That poor kid has to see them, too.

If you can see anything else wrong with the pic, let us know.

OK, I Know I Am Behind But......

I know that this is an old story but please remember that I have been away.

Nicole looks totally preggers.

OH MY GAWD IT WAS GREAT!!!!!

So not what I expected but it was totally great. A bit dark but so good. I would totally recommend it to any and all of you.

Go see it; it is completely worth the money.

Can't wait for NUMBER 3!!!!!

Going To See Pirates of the Caribbean Tonight!!!!!

Got our tickets today. Can't wait to see the movie. It is reported that Pirates has beaten Spiderman's $114.8 million opening weekend take with a whopping $132 million. It has also beaten Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith in the one day box office take. Star Wars had $44.7 million on it's first day while Pirates took in $50 million. And Pirates broke another record being the only movie ever to reach $100 million in 2 days.




Johnny Depp returns as Captain Jack Sparrow







Orlando Bloom as Will Turner







Keira Knightly as Elizabeth Swann







I don't know who the hell this guy is but I know he plays Davy Jones and isn't he sexy!!! He just looks so cool.

Found out that his name is Bill Nighy. And he played the main bad guy in Underworld. Didn't really know who he was but I googled him and now I know.

Another Reason For Me To Dislike Jessica Alba!!

As if I needed more reasons. I started to dislike her when I saw the bonus features on the "Honey" DVD. She was a total bitch telling the director when to cut and telling others not to touch her. Total diva wanna-be!!!

And now she has the nerve to start bagging on the British. She has slammed Bob Hoskins and other Brits because they are "hostile and unfriendly".

She is quoted as saying, "They didn't even try to make me feel welcome".

She is also apparently refusing to work with actors like Hugh Grant and Orlando Bloom. What actress in her right mind would refuse to work with Orlando Bloom.

Bitch needs to get a clue.

OK, Another Installment Of.....WTF Was She Thinking???

OK, Anyone who is a regular reader will know that I can't stand Denise Richards but these pics just make it soooooo easy to hate her.



















Again, she looks like SH*T!!! Get a new make-up artist and a better boob Doctor you silly twonk.






















All I know is that her name is Jordan and she is pretty famous in the UK, but what the hell was she thinking with this outfit.

Honey, put your "nips" away and get a stylist

All I Can Say Is Thank Goodness

I am soooooo happy to report this:

"American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee was sidelined from the summer "Idols Live" tour due to severe bronchitis and laryngitis. "I need to follow my doctor's orders to recuperate and reunite with the rest of the idols," Kat said in a statement. She said she was disappointed she couldn't sing but the most difficult part of her illness was not being able to talk. "

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaack

Just got back today...........nothing new to report except that I am really glad to be home. Will be pretty busy over the next couple of weeks as we are moving to another province. Lucky for us a moving company is doing all the packing and hauling. Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

I will add some juicy gossip as soon as I research my secret sources.