Lindsay Lohan Is Totally Boring Now

• Ok, this is the Lindsay scoop for this week.
• Saturday, 25 Nov: Lindsay told a photographer that Paris Hilton poured a drink on her and then hit her with the glass.

Sunday, 26 Nov: Lindsay , Paris, and Britney got into Paris' car and Lindsay said "Paris never hit me, she's my friend. Everyone lies about everything. She's a nice person."

Monday, 27 Nov: They came face to face in a club in LA where Paris told Lindsay, "You are a f**king coked-out whore, don't ever say you are my friend again." Apparently, Lindsay was confused by this because they had been together the night before. Lindsay reportedly left the club in tears.

And todays Lindsay drama consists of an snobbish outburst by Miss Lohan. Apparently she was at a function when she saw Jessica Biel walk in with her assistant, who used to be Lindsay's assistant but quit a couple of months ago. Lindsay threw a "hissy fit". According to a witness, Lohan started screaming, "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!"

Ok Lindsay, a little advice to you. GROW UP, GET OVER YOURSELF, AND START ACTING LIKE A YOUNG LADY INSTEAD OF A WASHED UP HAS BEEN.